Plantains and Phunny Thingz: Archive

whywebrokeupproject:

He went to church with me, and even sat by my parents. He was sweet and loving and even right after we broke up wanted to be my friend. We broke up because I was not over my ex, and because of him I still don’t know how to be treated nicely.

Oct 26, 20122 notes

whywebrokeupproject:

I can’t believe what you put me through, all I ever did was love you, and this is how you repay me? Well good news buddy, I don’t care anymore either, and I deserve to be treated so much better. And that is why we broke up.

Oct 26, 20129 notes

my sister really, really hates when Christmas presents take too long to unwrap

victoryjobs:

so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in

put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper

wrapped that box

put that box in a bigger box

taped that box shut

wrapped the big box

wrapped it again in tissue paper

put it in a bag filled with tissue paper

and put a bow on it

merry Christmas, I’m an asshole :)

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I WAS GOING THROUGH ALL MY PHOTOS AND

lolsofunny:

I FOUND THESE PICTURES FROM LIKE A YEAR AGO, WHEN MY BROTHER HAD KNOCKED OVER MY SANDCASTLE MONSTER THAT I HAD SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON AT A BEACH, AND I WAS SO UPSET I WENT HOME, PHOTOSHOPPED HIS HEAD ONTO DIFFERENT THINGS, AND PUT IT ON FACEBOOK

THIS IS THE ORIGINAL PICTURE I CAN’T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THESE

via lolsofunny=)